GREGORY H. BONTRAGER

INTELLECTUAL      ---      ROMANTICIST      ---      MORALIST

 

HOMEPAGE


HOMEPAGE

 

ORIGINAL WRITINGS

 

DIGITAL ARTWORK

 

SONG TRANSLATIONS

 

NEOLOGISMS

 

MISCELLANEOUS

 


 

"The best revenge is living well."

- George Herbert -

 

"The world is too serious not too laugh at it."

- Jeff Danziger -

 

"The important thing is not to stop questioning."

- Albert Einstein

 

"It is sheer folly to ever grow up completely."

- Me

 

"Criticism is improvement waiting to happen."

- Me

 

 

MISCELLANEOUS

Here are some of my odd projects that don't really fit anywhere else.  Some I've done for college, others were just for fun. I hope you find some of these interesting.  Happy exploring!

EL CONJUGADOR

Excel spreadsheet that conjugates virtually any Spanish verb automatically.  Type in the verb in cell A2 and press Enter to view all verb forms.

 

LE CONJUGUEUR

Excel spreadsheet that conjugates virtually any French verb automatically.  Type in the verb in cell A2 and press Enter to view all verb forms. 

The composite forms of verbs taking être (instead of avoir) as an auxiliary verb can also be made to reflect subject gender by entering an 'M' or 'F' in cell D2.

All composite vous forms of such verbs can be similarly modified for singular or plural usage by typing an 'S' or 'P' in cell E2. 

If there is a second possible way the verb can be conjugated (in addition to the default), cell F1 will indicate the existence of an "alternative conjugation."  In cell F2, enter '1' or '2' and press Enter to display each possible conjugation chart.

 

IL CONIUGATORE

Excel spreadsheet that conjugates virtually any Italian verb automatically.  Type in the verb in cell A2 and press Enter to view all verb forms. 

The composite forms of verbs taking essere (instead of avere) as an auxiliary verb can also be made to reflect subject gender by entering an 'M' or 'F' in cell E2.

If there is a second possible way the verb can be conjugated (in addition to the default), cell F1 will indicate the existence of an "alternative conjugation."  In cell F2, enter '1' or '2' and press Enter to display each possible conjugation chart.

 

DECLINATOR VERBORUM

Excel spreadsheet that conjugates any Latin verb automatically.  Just enter the principal parts in cells C1-F1 Enter to view all verb forms.  If there are only three principal parts, make sure the cell F1 is blank.  The perfect-system forms of deponent or semi-deponent verbs can also be made to reflect subject gender by entering an 'M,' 'F,' or 'N' in the cell next to "SUBJECT GENDER.'

 

DECLINATOR SUBSTANTIVORUM ADIETIVORUMQUE

Excel spreadsheet that declines any Latin noun, adjective, or pronoun automatically in all seven cases (nominative, accusative, ablative, dative, locative, and vocative).  Just enter the singular nominative and singular genitive of a noun in cells C2 and D2, indicate the gender with an 'M,' 'F,' or 'N' in cell A2, and press Enter to decline it. 

To decline an adjective, enter each distinct singular nominative form once in cells I2 - K2 and press Enter.  If there are only two distinct singular nominative forms, make sure K2 is blank.  If there is only one distinct singular nominative form, the singular genitive form should be entered in cell J2 and cell K2 should be blank. 

To decline a pronoun, enter each distinct singular nominative form once in cells C15 - E15 and press Enter.  If there are only two distinct singular nominative forms, make sure cell E15 is blank.

 

BRUJERIC LANGUAGE

A complete grammatical overview of my invented Brujeric language, also known as Franco-Spanish.  There are two varieties: Classical Brujeric and Modern Brujeric.  This online primer outlines Modern Brujeric in great detail.

 

 

 

05/22/2006 01:04:03 PM

 

 

VITAL STATS


WEIGHT: 5'9"

WEIGHT: 150 lbs

FAVORITE TV SHOWS

Smallville

Everwood

Phil of the Future

Malcolm in the Middle

That's So Raven

...and virtually anything with a laugh track.

FAVORITE MOVIES

A Cinderella Story

Spider-Man 2

Harry Potter

National Treasure

Superman

Superman 2

Pixel Perfect

...and virtually any romantic comedy.

INTERESTING FACTS:

I remain a child at heart and have a taste for all things Disney.

I have a moderate case of cerebral palsy that affects mostly my legs.

I have a decent and constantly improving knowledge of Spanish, French, Italian, and Latin.

 

© 2005 Gregory H. Bontrager

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